SpecialK: My friends put me up to this...!

Favorite Read:cereal boxes

Favorite Movies:Any movies that I'm starring in.

Favorite Music:The sound of pimps being busted by the cops, music to my ears.

Main Interests:kickboxing against my grandma and harrassing the local pimps, #Ebony, Guns, #Oral, #Reading, #Rough, #Tattoos, #Trans,

Yes that the classic lie isn't it...
I wouldnt be on here unless someone put a gun to my head and told me to put up a profile. Well here it is:
At first glance I may appear to be like any other humorless, black neo-Marxist vegetarian. You're Wrong!
Im a spontaneous person who loves to squeeze the life out of everything.ooops that's not how the saying goes...anyways You know what I mean!
I work hard and I play hard. Give me a company credit card and five minutes to pack, and youll see.
My turn ons are:
Making it through an evening without being asked to show my ID and stealing glances at Sexoholics Anonymous meetings.
My turn offs:
People who don't tell me they're transvestites until after I've bought them a drink and people who Google my arrest record.
I'm looking for a relationship bases on honesty and trust, as opposed to the ones based on aliases and assumed names. I like relationships that last at least until breakfast.
As you can see, I like to surround myself with humor, except at funerals and court proceedings.
So if you're reading this far then you share my acerbic sense of humour and I wanna hear from ya!