Yes that the classic lie isn't it... I wouldnt be on here unless someone put a gun to my head and told me to put up a profile. Well here it is: At first glance I may appear to be like any other humorless, black neo-Marxist vegetarian. You're Wrong! I’m a spontaneous person who loves to squeeze the life out of everything….ooops that's not how the saying goes...anyways You know what I mean! I work hard and I play hard. Give me a company credit card and five minutes to pack, and you’ll see. My turn ons are: Making it through an evening without being asked to show my ID and stealing glances at Sexoholics Anonymous meetings. My turn offs: People who don't tell me they're transvestites until after I've bought them a drink and people who Google my arrest record. I'm looking for a relationship bases on honesty and trust, as opposed to the ones based on aliases and assumed names. I like relationships that last at least until breakfast. As you can see, I like to surround myself with humor, except at funerals and court proceedings. So if you're reading this far then you share my acerbic sense of humour and I wanna hear from ya!